Jim Barter : Digital Imagination

‘Sarcumscision’

def. To verbally emasculate.

see also. sarcumsize, sarcumsized

Kurtis, 1989-2006, He was my brother. R.I.P.

Hoping there’s squirrels in heaven.

Client. “Hello, we’d like you to build us a House.”
Builder. “Do you have any plans.”
Client. “No, we’ll leave that to you, but we want all the usual stuff you get in houses, and it’s got to built of brick.”
Builder. “OK, well i’ll get my Architect to draw up some plans…”
Client. “That sounds expensive, can’t we skip that…”
Builder. “Well if you’re sure…”
Client. “And we need it by the end of the month…”
Builder. “…”

A couple of weeks later…

Client. “How’s it going?”
Builder. “Well, we’ve laid the foundations…”
Client. “Do we need those?”
Builder. “Yes, I’m afraid you do.”
Client. “Well, OK… …But we need to speed things up, my mother-in-law is coming to stay next week.”
Builder. “We can do that, but i’ll have to hire extra bodies.”
Client. “I’m not paying for them!”
Builder. “…”

A week later…

Client. “Well?”
Builder. “Here are the keys…”
Client. “Thanks, Whats that bit?”
Builder. “Thats the roof, you need that…”
Client. “I don’t like it, can it be smaller?”
Builder. “Yesss….”
Client. “And are those real bricks?”
Builder. “…”

Another week goes by…

Client. “My mother in law is unhappy, the room is too small.”
Builder. “But what did you expect?”
Client. “A palace…”

Sheffield was attacked by space invaders last night, they took over possesion of Dyson House, a particularly ugly example of commercial architecture, due for demolition sometime next month.

Rok. Godz.

Led Zeppelin were my world when I was 14, everything I saw, heard, read or touched had to be someway connected - look, my head, right? Anyhoo - recently been browsing Google video’s led zep stuff.

Like… Woah…

Every mile I ride my bike,
Every pace I put on the crank,
Every pothole, every bend,
Every road and every track,
I thank my stars when I reach the end.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/4592412.stm

is here, and what am I going to do with it?

Ride my bike more - today I rode 15 miles to Holmesfield and back, for those of you who don’t know the area where I live let me tell you this…

HILLS!

Listen to more new music.
like - here http://www.mixupload.com/

+ Stop Smoking - again. Drink Less Beer. Eat Better Food. Pay off my Credit Cards. Buy a New Bed.

See you in 2007!