10 things I know.

October 6, 2006 | Filed Under Life 

1. You can’t make an omelete without breaking eggs, at least - not a very tasty one
2. No matter how big you are, there’ll be a smaller guy with a pool cue somewhere nearby
3. Smile at folks on the way up, ‘cos you’ll never see ‘em again
4. There aren’t enough Fridays
5. Christmas is for kids, and the supermarkets
6. I before E except after C was a lie
7. if you start with nothing, there are 11 steps to get past 10
8. Once you start slipping, there’s no stopping till you hit the ground, unless you’re on skates
9. There are three types of people, the sane, the insane, and me
10. Trees are fantastic

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